The Tripartite Tri-Pie-Tart

Garden­ers, writers and artists have always under­stood the value of the num­ber three: less bor­ingly sym­met­ric­al than two, more com­plex than one. Where would Flaubert, Chek­hov or Con­stance Spry be without it?  And scriptwriter Steven Mof­fat, whom I admire hugely, clearly loves it; he named one of his Doc­tor Who epis­odes ‘The Power of Three’ and one of his Sher­lock Holmes epis­odes ‘The Sign of Three’.

I’ve been afflic­ted by insom­nia again this week. Count­ing the hours until morn­ing is, apart from being exhaust­ing, extremely bor­ing. At times like these, the BBC World Ser­vice and Radio 4 are vital com­pan­ions. But when I even­tu­ally fall asleep and wake again, after what feels like only minutes, I find I’ve acquired very odd scraps of inform­a­tion from half-heard radio pro­grammes. (I woke recently with the crazy idea that there was a dead cow out­side, only to dis­cov­er that it wasn’t the leg­acy of a weird middle-of-the-night radio drama, but was in fact true. But that’s a story I’ll tell anoth­er time.)

One morn­ing this week I awoke with a com­pletely unfa­mil­i­ar word rack­et­ing around my brain. All I can remem­ber is hav­ing the radio on for most of the night and hear­ing someone, some­where say­ing ‘sizzi-jee’ and spelling it out very care­fully — ‘s-y-z-y-g-y’ — just as I finally dozed off. A three-syl­lable word com­pletely lack­ing in vow­els is worth look­ing up in the dic­tion­ary, if only for its Scrabble poten­tial.

  • Syzygy: a straight-line con­fig­ur­a­tion of three celes­ti­al bod­ies, such as the Sun, Earth and Moon, in a grav­it­a­tion­al sys­tem.

And, as so often, a frag­ment­ary idea, in this case about three celes­ti­al bod­ies, led me towards some­thing to cook. I’ve wanted to write about my tri­part­ite tri-pie-tart for a while, mainly because the name makes me laugh. The tri­part­ite tri-pie-tart is a pie that I thought-up dur­ing anoth­er bout of insom­nia. But I had to wait until the Eng­lish asparagus sea­son before I could make it. And now, of course, I can.

The tri-pie-tart is a three-part pie that com­bines my son’s, my daughter’s and my favour­ite tart ingredi­ents. My son prefers asparagus, my daugh­ter likes leeks and I love spin­ach. So this is the tri-pie-tart that com­bines them all. And, as with syzygy, if you line up three celes­ti­al ingredi­ents — in this case, asparagus, spin­ach and leeks — you’ll find there’s a grav­it­a­tion­al pull towards the kit­chen table.

THE TRIPARTITE TRI-PIE-TART

For the pastry:

  • 225g plain flour
  • 125g but­ter
  • 2 eggs yolks
  • 25cm loose-bot­tomed pie tin

Wrestle with it by hand if you prefer, but I use a mix­er. Cut the cold but­ter into cubes and com­bine with the flour and a pinch of salt. Mix until you have a dry, crumbly tex­ture. Add three table­spoons of cold water to the egg yolks and whisk with a fork until com­bined. Pour half the egg mix­ture into the flour and con­tin­ue to add until the pastry forms a ball. Try to do this as quickly as pos­sible and don’t feel the need to use all of the eggs, if it doesn’t need it. Remove the ball, wrap in cling-film, flat­ten it down with the palm of your hand (it’s easi­er to roll later if it doesn’t emerge from the fridge as a massive, chilly globe) and place in the fridge for at least an hour. By the way, I’ve tried rolling pastry out straight­away, without rest­ing it, just to see what hap­pens. I ended up with a soft, string-vest of a thing that would no-more hold a pie filling than a sieve would. So now you know.

After at least an hour, roll the pastry out thinly. This is a nifty tip, if you dread man-hand­ling your pastry into the tin. Roll it out onto the same piece of cling-film you used to wrap it in. That way, you won’t have to flour the sur­face on which you roll it which only adds a whole load of extra flour to the pastry which you don’t need or want. The added bene­fit of the cling-film meth­od is that you can then pick up the cling-film, with its pastry disc attached and then just turn it upside down into the pie tin. None of that wrap­ping it round the rolling-pin and then unrolling it over the tin, which always sounds so much easi­er than it really is. Press the pastry into the edges of the tin and care­fully peel away the cling-film.

Place a circle of tin-foil over the pastry in the tin, fill with bak­ing beans, and bake in the oven at 200 degrees C for ten minutes. Remove the beans and foil and bake for a fur­ther sev­en minutes until the pastry case is golden in col­our and dry in tex­ture. If, when it emerges, there are any cracks, paint a little beaten egg over the cracks while the pastry is still hot and it will seal them. Lower the oven tem­per­at­ure to 140 degrees C.

FOR THE FILLING:

  • 200g spin­ach
  • 2 leeks
  • 250g slim-ish asparagus
  • 2 eggs and an extra 3 yolks
  • 125g Mas­car­pone
  • 150ml double cream
  • 125g Par­mi­gi­ano-Reg­gia­no, grated. It doesn’t need to be that fine — you’re not aim­ing for cheese dust here

Cut the leeks finely, dis­card­ing the tough­er dark green ends. Cook gently in a little but­ter for five minutes or so, until soft but not browned. Tip into a bowl, and, using the same pan, wilt the spin­ach briefly, adding a little more but­ter if neces­sary. Put the spin­ach in a second bowl. Finally, blanch the asparagus so that it is just, only just, cooked. Remove from the pan and run cold water over the asparagus to stop it cook­ing. All three of your celes­ti­al ingredi­ents should still be a bright green hue, rather than sid­ling off into the khaki or olive-green end of the paint­box.

Mix togeth­er the mas­car­pone, cream and eggs, whisk­ing in plenty of air. Spoon a quarter of the mix­ture over the tart base and spread it around. Lay­er on a quarter of the grated parmes­an, fol­lowed by all the spin­ach, anoth­er lay­er of eggs and cream, a second lay­er of cheese, all the leeks, a third lay­er of eggs and cream, a third lay­er of cheese, the asparagus in a sun-burst effect and a final lay­er of eggs and cream. Bake in the oven, which should now be at 140 degrees C, for around twenty-five minutes, until the tri-pie-tart is a rich golden brown. Remove from the oven, sprinkle with extra Parmes­an and a fine trickle of olive oil to give it some shine. Cast over some chive flowers if you like and eat the tri-pie-tart hot,cold or luke-warm. The syzygy is in the eat­ing.

 

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16 thoughts on “The Tripartite Tri-Pie-Tart

    • Thanks, Mia — I’m very glad you think so. I always love read­ing com­ments and really appre­ci­ate the effort.

  1. Impressed that you man­aged to link Flaubert, Chek­hov and Con­stance Spry all in one sen­tence. Insom­nia is some­thing I dread, and rarely suf­fer from — how amaz­ing that your brain is so cre­at­ive while you are lying awake.
    Good tip about rolling out on cling film too — I can nev­er man­age that bal­an­cing act on the rolling pin very well. Clev­er, evoc­at­ive post with mouth-water­ing food as always.

    • The chances are that not one of them would be pleased by the com­pany I’ve placed them in. Yes, the only pos­it­ive thing about insom­nia is the extra think­ing time, although I look 103 in the morn­ings!

  2. A three-syl­lable word com­pletely lack­ing in vow­els is worth look­ing up in the dic­tion­ary, if only for its Scrabble poten­tial.” and “And, as with syzygy, if you line up three celes­tial ingredi­ents — in this case, asparagus, spin­ach and leeks — you’ll find there’s a grav­it­a­tional pull towards the kit­chen table.”

    There is always some­thing so deli­cious, so sat­is­fy­ing, so aston­ish­ing in every one of your posts, in everything you write. Agree to what Sally said and throw in Dr. Who. Your posts always make me wish I was more clev­er and a bet­ter writer.

    And this pie-tart. Won­der­ful! Three really great ingredi­ents… and wow mas­car­pone, double cream and parmes­an — anoth­er fab­ulous group­ing of three — but would I be obliged to invite two more to share it with?

    • Jam­ie, you’re incred­ibly gen­er­ous and I’m so pleased to hear that you enjoyed read­ing it. It really makes it all worth­while — even the insom­nia. I’m still wrest­ling with that fuzzy memory of syzygy and have been try­ing to emu­late Sher­lock Holmes who goes into his mind-palace to remem­ber things. Actu­ally, it kind of worked. I now have the vague recol­lec­tion that syzygy was men­tioned in an early-morn­ing broad­cast about the sea, but that’s as far as I’ve got so far. Thank you so much again for your lovely com­ment.

  3. I also heard the word ‘syzygy’ on the radio at some insom­ni­ac hour but for­got what it meant. It’s derived from Greek mean­ing yoked togeth­er (I looked it up — my Greek was lousy at school and non-exist­ent now). Any­way that explains its astro­nom­ic­al use.
    Syzygy pie sounds anoth­er good name for the recipe. It’s even yoked. Lovely post any­way.

    • Per­fect — yoked and yolked. How funny that you should hear syzygy too, without remem­ber­ing the pro­gamme it appeared on. I nev­er did Greek at school, so mine isn’t just non-exist­ent now — it always was. Thanks so much for leav­ing a com­ment — always a pleas­ure to read.

  4. Love the name and the recipe sounds deli­cious too. Can’t wait to get two ys and a z in Scrabble so that I can wow every­one with syzygy!

    • It’s such an odd word that every time I look at it I think I must have spelled it wrong. But wouldn’t it be a win­ner on the Scrabble board…

  5. What a stun­ning read.…..and a ser­i­ously divine look­ing tri-pie-tart! Love your play on words there.…and would love to know the story of the that dead cow in the garden half bath at some stage.….fascinating stuff! Will def­in­itely try the tart! I don’t have a prob­lem lin­ing up those three awe­some ingredi­ents at all 😉

    • Thanks Colleen — the cow-bath will be explained one day, I prom­ise. I had a funny mes­sage from someone today, say­ing that they didn’t have all three ingredi­ents to hand and so could they make a Bi-Pie-Tart instead! Thanks for leav­ing a com­ment, which I always really appre­ci­ate.

  6. This looks just won­der­ful! My favour­ite food is asparagus too, your son obvi­ously has refined taste Charlie. My ‘to do cook­ing list’ is stock­ing up per­fectly now, and it’s all thanks to you

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